So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
B-but but but…. G-get me out of heeereee!! Q^Q
Seven-week-old puma cub Missuula tries to catch her keeper at zoo Friedrichsfelde in Berlin, Germany. Picture: EPA/STEPHANIE PILICK
i am genuinely convinced that the zombie apocalypse is starting right now in florida
I LIVE IN FLORIDA…. PLEASE HELP Q^Q
parents….
* every five seconds * Turn out the lights if you’re not using them!?!! YOU DONT PAY FOR THE POWER BILL YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT
later….
* le walks into the living room and sees a shit load of lights on and no one in the room…le turns lights off since it’s still pretty bright outside and you can easily see without them.*
WHY THE HELL DID YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF???!?!
… uh… why do you you need them on? No ones in here
I NEED TO SEE TO DO MY FUCKING JOB
.. what job? and it’s not even that dark but ok…
LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE CAN’T YOU SEE I’M WORKING….* Le mum is actually sitting in front of the TV in the other room watching *
………………… * slinks back into her own cave, throughly reminded why she must never leave her room ever under any circumstance and listens to her mum banging around angrily in the other room * =^=;;;;;
comics about napping and spooning
you know, the important things
reapersun rocks!!!






